It is, without a doubt, the worst, most asinine, most ridiculously overdone suckfest of a reality cooking show on television: a horrifically over-shot and over-dramatized sixty minutes with half of its runtime taken up by commercials another ten minutes wasted by recaps of what happened before the last set of commercials an additional five minutes of intros, outros and product-placement another three taken up by celebrity chef-slash-executioner Gordon Ramsay calling people “donkey” and most of the remaining twelve minutes dedicated to either junior Machiavellian plotting by the contestants or weeping by the same. I am not a fan of Hell’s Kitchen, the TV show.